I think my subconscious tries to keep me entertained. I constantly miss hear/read things the 1st time and then correct it in my head, but the original interpretation is always there.
Comercial played in the background.
What I heard “The protection becomes part of your dick”
what was actually said: “The protection becomes part of your deck.”
also there was the time I saw an add on the back of a bus
What I thought: Why would a jewlery company have a picture of a cartoon cat on a bridge as part of their add?
What I quickly realized was actually there: a very large drawing of a diamond ring.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to queefing is a basic human right.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to a bleached asshole
I never really understood anal beads until I encountered a disappointing birthday party.