May182013
May172013

kristohfer:

evawrites:

fucking mattresses how they do work

FIREFOX HAS ENCOUNTER A PROBLEM AND NEEDS TO CRASH.

(Source: giffins, via thestaticinhersmile)

cute fox 

May162013
May152013
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May132013

theory

I think my subconscious tries to keep me entertained.  I constantly miss hear/read things the 1st time and then correct it in my head, but the original interpretation is always there. 

Comercial played in the background.

What I heard “The protection becomes part of your dick”

what was actually said: “The protection becomes part of your deck.”

also there was the time I saw an add on the back of a bus

What I thought: Why would a jewlery company have a picture of a cartoon cat on a bridge as part of their add?

What I quickly realized was actually there: a very large drawing of a diamond ring.

May122013
5PM

#cards against humanity

The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to queefing is a basic human right.

May112013
May102013

#cards against humanity

What is the new fad diet? Boogers.

May92013

rayvenloaf:

gothiccharmschool:

The adoption one! I hadn’t seen that one before! Via theartofanimation:

Brian Kesinger

Ooh, this! I had forgotten about this! I’m glad it showed up again, it’s adorable.

art 

May82013

#cards against humanity

Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to a bleached asshole

May72013
akamarykate:

klia00:

via reddit

Baby platypus OMGeeeeee.

akamarykate:

klia00:

via reddit

Baby platypus OMGeeeeee.

(via dotthings)

May62013
May52013

#cards against humanity

I never really understood anal beads until I encountered a disappointing birthday party.

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